I’ve been called Jizzy Creams since the 3rd grade because my name is Jasmine and I had a BFF from the Ukraine who would go to say, ‘jazzy’ but it came out ‘Jizzy’ so people went along with that. Also, I’ve always eaten a lot of sweets. Candy and ice cream. One day my sister and I were watching Erin Brockovich & there’s this part where she tells this lady, “shut up Krispy Kreme’s” so my sister started calling me that.

They’re not stickers. I painted these on here. In no particular order: a furby face, barbed wire, chain link fence, a Nokia phone, the mighty ducks logo, wacko, Casper, the Hawaiian Punch guy, the human centipede, Lucas, Daniel Johnston alien, Bart Simpson, Hot Stuff, a basketball going into the hoop, a cowgirl boot and more

I was attacked by several pitbulls really bad trying to save my sons life so i almost lost my hands. They were viciously peirced and extremely bloody and swollen. When I went to urgent care, they took one look and told me, “oh no no. Your veins are chewed up and pierced through. You need to go to the hospital hospital.”

So much later on, playing my instruments was way more frustrating than ever and i didn’t even put two n two together that maybe that’s why I’m unable to play as well as I could before.

Drums are my main squeeze. Guitar comes in second, piano is iffy. I took piano for 3 years in college and was doing well, but idk what happened. You lose it when you don’t use it, I guess. And other than that, I can figure out some things on every other instrument. I have a trumpet I pick up every once in a while, also my Chinese flute. My hulusi.

Lol his name is FEZCO (it’s Moroccan), but since I call him Fez for short, I sometimes call him Fezticles. He used to wear a fez when he was little when I first got him, but he tore it up while I was sleeping lol. He doesn’t tear things up anymore. He’s VERY well-trained. He’s actually a certified service dog now. Like, legitimately.

I start out with a rhyming dictionary before anything. Before I even know what I’m going to sing about.

I use my guitar to pick out 3-5 chords only, change the guitar to a different instrument in GarageBand (mostly violin or bass) and I keep the entirety of the song as minimal as possible. And Bam! 💥